As the days go on I'm seeing more and more "interesting" ads. I really don't know how people come up with some of these. The part that makes me laugh is that their usually real ads. Of course being in Las Vegas I have come to expect to see lots of sex ads but some of these are just hilariously funny.
Need a babysitter? "Hi! I am a 29 year old man who is currently unemployed. I am looking to babysit to make ends meet. I will provide your children with drinks and snakes. Plz call me at xxx-xxxx.
So this guy not only wants to be alone with my children but he wants to feed them snakes? No way Jose.
Looking for a face to shave. "I am writing a book on men's grooming and need a few men's faces to shave. I will ask you about your grooming regimen while I shave your face. You must be under 40 years of age and have smooth skin. Please reply with a facial pic."
"It rubs the lotion on its skin... or else it gets the hose again.."
Shining shoes: Attractive, outgoing ladies and gentlemen – make bank and have a blast. Meet people from around the world. Must know how to work on knees.
Well I knew I could earn big bucks by working on my knees but I didn't know I had to shine the shoes too.
Telephone actress needed IMMEDIATELY: Do you have a charming voice and a great personality but don't look good? You can earn great money working from home.
We need you now, we need you ugly, and we need you behind closed doors! So.. they need ugly agoraphobics?
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